Speeding

What are some jokes?

I have the following: What is faster than a bullet answer? The answer will come with the best. Need one more jokes. Theone is so funny and I need jokes that make people pee in your pants.

Their mothers as a vacuum, she sucks, blows and sleeps in the closet. Their mothers as an X box, which is excited by young children. Their mothers as a hardware store, five cents a screw. If someone I joke a mom says to you, just say "I do not know who aspires more than a joke, or your mom."

Metallica – Enter Sandman – Funny Speed Version