Speeding

funny joke, probably from age?

One youth was arrested for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to the window of his car and opened his book of tickets, he said, "I bet they'll sell me a ticket to the Dance of the Patrollmen Highway." He replied, "highway patrol no balls. "There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and realized what he had said. He then closed his book, turned on his motorcycle and left.

Very good mate who is the funniest joke I've heard here all day 10 of 10 coming Keep calm.

Speeding Ticket I had a bad day Car Breaks Down