Speeding

Have you heard about speeding in Texas?

1. A motorist was mailed a picture of his speeding car through a post automated radar in Plano, Texas. A $ 40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police a picture of $ 40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 2. A young woman was arrested in Austin, Texas, for speeding. As the Texas State Police went to the window of his car, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you will sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "police State of Texas does not have the balls. "There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Then he closed his book, got into his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start your car! I thought it was funny LOL!

You just made my day!

Dumb Dallas Cop